Person A: Makes a typo
Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
Person B: Says the word with the original typo
Person A: Shut up

(Source: mrmcscreechy, via cutevictim)

silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

(via symphonyno6)

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via punkmonksteven)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(Source: luxvriously, via vvhatserface)

flyawaymax:

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right

(via safety-officer-barto)

johnhugs:

do you ever just get really worried of people you like not liking you anymore

image

(Source: teppelin, via clockworkoptics)

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

(via clockworkoptics)

crimewave360:

when somebody talkin some shit I really don’t wanna hear

image

(via clockworkoptics)